Profiles

Dave Hardy

Dave in Orkney, having a ball?

Mark Conrad, Mike Gorman and Softy doing their best for political correctness

Representative Honours: Portobello RFC Club Captain 1995-96, England and GB Students 1989-93 (2 world cups), Scotland Amateur Rugby League coach and player 1999, Founder member of the Playboys Rugby League 1999

Dave playing for England Students, Rugby League, 1993

Favourite Portobello Player: Kevin Bulloch, Noss McLeod and Mike Reed because of the encouragement they give, Scott McLeman (Mental) for his appetite for the game - but overall young cheeky chappy Evan Mill
Favourite International Player: Dougie Potter (Dubai), Raymond Vaughan (Scotland)

Dave modelling a Budweiser dress - Toronto 1997

Strengths: Stupidity, coleslaw throwing, stuntman exhibitions, wearing ladies clothes, not wearing any clothes, speling, running sidewards and being the rear end of a cow
Weaknesses: Most of the above, landing on people, dwarfs, training on cold days, training on wet days, training on any days, strength and stamina

From the Pub Crawl around Portobello, Evan Mill and Softy as a cow on top of a bus shelter in Joppa

Catchphrase: (i) Sorry, I thought it was funny though, (ii) Are you going out tonight - can I come?
Special Attack: The Windmill

Dave and a friend who is a girl in Orkney